One day an old boring apple went for a walk in the woods. He met a rotten banana. Who helped set up an old ladys camp. The old lady thought she had a phone but it was a rubber that looked like a phone. She had walked to the shop to bye the old boring apple lollies. 🙂

One day there were nappys that could walk.

There was a war between the brands of nappys.

It was huggies verse pull ups.

Huggies were throwing poo

and pull ups were using guns that shot pee.

Every nappy died except for two.

One from each team.They attacked.

Sorry you have to get the next story.

To Be Continued …………..

One day there was a magical glue-stick that looked like a gorilla and it liked to snap grumpy old pencils that like to lick other glue-sticks. The magical glue-sticks name was Hubert Cumberdale.

He liked to wear a bra and bright pink undies but when his undies slipped off, all you could see was a bright shiny white butt.

Meanwhile he was chased by an evil monkey that wore jocks with pink dinosaurs on them with nappies too. Then came a physico baby with a weird nappie with a lump at the back.

It jumped on the monkey and the monkey died because of the physiconess of the physico babys nappie lump stink. Then Hubert Cumberdale was saved.

Thank you for reading my weird, random story .

The End

I was standing at the side of the

pool and  i saw jade sinking to the

bottom i feel i need to save her.But

there is a problem i can’t swim.

I think how am i going to get her

   out.There’s only one thing to do,

                       I jump in nothing i can do.

                        i grab jade lift her up

             my mum and brother were all at ready at

                               the side of the pool .

                         they grab jade from my hands

                        and thats how i saved a child.

DODGEBALL

Its raining .Im standing in the hall the gym teacher comes out with red balls. Uhoh DODGEBALL!!! One ball hits the ground with a mighty pound.Starting to sweat Im glad that me and that ball haven’t  met. Running up and down looking  crazy , to play this game you can’t be lazy. I wonder if our team will win ? Uhoh here comes the ball right for my shin. Now Im out wearing a pout I hope next time I stay in.

Cold wind 

Outside wind

Lost my hat in the wind 

Dancing wind 

Wind , wind , wind

In the wind we play

Nice and soft wind

Dancing all around wind  

 Ridiculous  

Annoying

Icy

Nonsence                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

I have my own little world called my under water world.Well i better tell you about it.I am a mermaid and my friends Vahnija, Bailey, Danielle, Ivy, Jenieffer, Alie and Jessica are also mermaids.Well the story started one day when i was sitting on a rock under the sea talking to Mr Krabs, my pet crab.Suddenly out of nowhere Vahnija, Bailey, Danielle and Jeniffer came to tell me that Alie, Jessica and Ivy have been caught by the evil queen.We swam all the way across the ocean to see the evil queen.She said “Well you have heard about your little friends and you want to turn yourself in instead of me coming and getting you, excellent, you obviously have the brains unlike your friends here”.I have not come to turn myself in because i have done nothing wrong, your just evil, now i have come to rescue my friends here, wait, were have they gone .They were here a second ago.”I have taken them all the way of the other side of the sea. To get them you will have to race me, deal?”the evil queen said.”Tayla ! please don’t do it” said Vahnija.I have to go its the only way i can get our friends back.”Maybe its not the only way “said Danielle.What do you mean?Bailey said.”Well when Tayla is racing the evil queen we could take the short cut and unlock the cage so they can be free” Danielle said.So that means that i have to race…well evil queen its on.”On your marks, get set, GO ” said Jeniffer.”Come on, well, lets go” said Bailey.By the time i got there everybody was gone, so i raced back and i saw the police and all of my friends.When the evil queen got back she got arrested and we all lived happily ever after.